This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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