Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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