I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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