U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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