I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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