It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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