Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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