is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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