I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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