sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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