Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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