i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
