im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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