I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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