I didn't shave. On purpose
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
it hurts more in the daytime
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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