Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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