i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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