never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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