Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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