Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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