she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I supernannyed him into submission
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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