i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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