love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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