ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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