let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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