ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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