I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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