I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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