i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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