i barfeds in our rink
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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