Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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