quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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