are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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