operation harelip BJ is a go
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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