Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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