Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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