ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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