fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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