I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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