That's intense
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I need a beard to bite.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
