Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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