Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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