You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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