shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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