make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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