We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
How's work?
Spinning.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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