Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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