Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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