I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
