Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
