He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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