What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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