He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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