? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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